Tweeteye for a eye do unto others as they would do unto you .Her being 40 and someone caling her granny she shouldnt get all upset.If she knows she's young still then it should just slide off and if it doesnt then say something back.As for mens hair loss well have you seen some of these wigs these men wear omg how can you not laugh. Just shave it down to a crew cut or go bald. Bald is in looks good on some men. Plus its better to be comletely bald then to have a big ole spot in the back or a few strains across the side of the head,lol