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    1. 01-07-2010, 09:35 AM #1
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      A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride

      in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and

      walks inside.

      As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign

      hanging over the bar:

      COLD BEER: $2.00

      HAMBURGER: $2.25

      CHEESEBURGER: $2.50

      CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50

      HAND JOB: $50.00

      Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment,

      the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive

      female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled

      farmers.

      She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.

      "Yes?"

      she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"

      The ole biker

      leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one

      who gives the hand-jobs?"

      She looks into his eyes with that wide smile

      and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am".

      The ole' biker leans closer and into

      her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a

      cheeseburger"
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    2. 01-07-2010, 10:05 AM #2
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      lol...goofball
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      I GUESS SOMEONE ELSE CHECKS OUT "THEHUN" EVERY DAY TOO!
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    5. 01-07-2010, 12:57 PM #4
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      That's good, I like that one. lol
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      hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
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      good one LOL
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      You dork,lol yeah that was funny
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