difference in perspective. man vs woman

[jipped genes]

TweetHer Diary, His Diary

Her Diary

Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and seemed so absent-minded.
I asked him what was wrong. He said nothing was wrong. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him and he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say 'I love you too.'

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV. He seemed so distant and aloof.
Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

His Diary

I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got laid.

[skinnyman]

Tweetthat s great!

[Michelle Hayden]

TweetFunny, in a mans prospective, assuming they are a married couple, maybe she should have noticed his being superficial and lame before she married, then she wouldnt have to feel like that. He is obviously very self centered and un-interested in her needs. Most men are like that..after they get attached. He wouldnt have had me that nite, thats for sure.

[O2BESOHUGE]

TweetWHY DID YOU DO SO BAD IN YOUR GOLF GAME JIPPED?

[Klash]

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Funny, in a mans prospective, assuming they are a married couple, maybe she should have noticed his being superficial and lame before she married, then she wouldnt have to feel like that. He is obviously very self centered and un-interested in her needs. Most men are like that..after they get attached. He wouldnt have had me that nite, thats for sure.

So true!!! He could have just skipped golf and got laid all day long.
Then both parties would feel much better!! ...but then she would probably just start getting raw and he'd have to stop and go play golf anyway and then she'd feel guilty and cry anyway. LOL...j/k - just staying consistent with the theme of the joke...

[daved150]

Tweetlol...funny joke

[Michelle Hayden]

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So true!!! He could have just skipped golf and got laid all day long.
Then both parties would feel much better!! ...but then she would probably just start getting raw and he'd have to stop and go play golf anyway and then she'd feel guilty and cry anyway. LOL...j/k - just staying consistent with the theme of the joke...

Hmmm...that would depend on how long he can last, lol! A woman and a man crying aft sex...now that is funny! lol