Timely Jokes about Obama

[Waterboy]

TweetQ: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think
they're jokes.

Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.

Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.

Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama?
A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One's full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The
other
is for prisoners.

Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama
backer?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin' African.

Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be
saved?
A: America!!

Q: What do you call the US after four years of Obama and the Liberal
congress?
A: An Obama-nation.

Q: What's the difference between Obama and ******?
A: ****** wrote his own book.

Q: What's another difference between Obama and ******?
A: ****** got the Olympics to come to his country.

Q: Why doesn't Obama pray?
A: It's impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.

[horsepwr]

Tweethah...good ones. I like the 2nd one.

[daved150]

Tweeti like the one about simba, lol...

[Doink the clown]

Tweetnice!