Tweettoo many to list boss..lmao
TweetWell I dont know if you will think this is funny but I do. I work for a major airline and when we are done loading the plane we go upstairs to the customer service desk to get last minute carry ons before they board the plane. Well there was a guy who was drunk causing a problem and he was being a real fukin dick head towards the lady who we knew and she didnt deserve the hasle so I took his carry on brought in down stairs to the plane got into my tractor drove to another gate with the luggage and it happen to be the gate going to honk gong I loaded his bag on the belt loader and off it went to china,lol fuk him for being rude and drunk and causing us on taking a delay because he was drunk. Now remember people dont be rude to the customer service agents because you never know when your bag will end up on the other side of the world,hahahahaha
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Tweettoo many to list boss..lmao
Tweetwhen i was in high school i used to jump rail road tracks in the back of a ford ranger..
TweetOMG, Fuzo, thats good...gadzooks...In college I worked at a clothing store and one day I rolled up a chocolate donut in the shape of a piece of shit and tossed it in the fitting room...LOL...About an hour later I see the store manager going in there with a big bucket of hot water and a pair of rubber gloves..
Tweeti could write a book....
those are funny though! lol
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Tweeti as writing a woman a citation for a health violation and after she signed it she allerted me my fly was open and i was commando
Tweetlol...some good stuff.^
I'm with dave though.
People that have been around me through life could probably run a great list on me that I never even knew I did. I've been laughed at allot,lol. yeah, laughed at. not with. I do silly shyt without being aware of it.
TweetLOL..yI was with this chick one time and she asked if I would put air in her tires at this very busy convenience store. I was wearing gray sweat pants and and no underwear. Well, I bent down and made sure almost my entire bare ass was showing toward the street...like plumber crack but way worse, i mean my entire ass was stickin out...i pumped up every tire like that mooning everyone who cared to look...LOL...needless to say i was laughing my freakin ass offf the whole time...i was laughing so hard i bout fell over...then we went in to buy a can of oil and they were on the botom shelf, so i mooned the line of people at the cash register while i bent over to get her some oil...the key is to act like you arent aware that your ass is hanging out
Oh, and while im bent over lookin for oil, Im hollerin real loud "Do you want pensszoil or quaker state?? 10-30 or 10-40, do you need some of this gas treatment? how about some wd-40" the longer you stay down there, the more people get mooned
Tweetnice lol
TweetI hope we don't see this on that reality show, "Airline". LMAO
TweetWhen I was working the graveyard shift at my job, we were always playing pranks on each other. But to explain the pranks, I have to first explain a former and stupid rule that we used to have.
In order to avoid driving off with the fueling line still attached to the bus, management had us place a cone in front of the bus as soon as we drive into the fueling lane. [Yeah right, as if that's going to stop us.] Needless to say, that stupid rule didn't stick.
Often when we'll pull into our lanes, we're rushing to get every bus re-fueled quickly so that we can help the drivers roll out sooner. Being that we're rushing, we lack attention to the environment of the areas. So as a prank, my buddy and I would quickly run to the other side of the bus (where we're not seen), around to the front, and then place the lane garbage can (which is an empty 50 gallon barrel) in front of the bus. It pisses off our coworkers all the time, especially if they don't see it in time. One time, my buddy did it to me but instead of removing the can from in front of my bus, I drove off with the can in the front until it rolled to the side.
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