hehe

[pudgy]

TweetA woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of
2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine
lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was
unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing
behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. He said,
"You must be single".

The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked
at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her
selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how
on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."

[BouncersBabe]

TweetPoor, poor lady. J/K--just wanted to try out my new avatar.

[pudgy]

Tweeti like it

[gongshow]

Tweetoh my god...thats wrong, but I love it!!!! hahaha

[bjtheman]

TweetLMAO!! That's hilarious

[hummerluv]

Tweetbwahahahahahaha

[PIT]

TweetA woman came into a grocerystore and bought:

1:Tv dinner
1: fork
1: spoon
1: knife
1: napkin and
1: can of pop.

As she was checking out the guy behind the counter says:

"You must be single"

the lady says:

"We'll how do you know that?"

The guy behind the counter says:

"Cuz your so fuckin Ugly"

[PIT]

TweetSorry Pudge I heard it on the radio the other day like this^

[rado]

Tweetfunny.

[gongshow]

Tweetahh man, its all good shit hahaha