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[daved150]

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David Letterman may not get any flak from NASCAR, but I'll bet he does get

some 'flak' from the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the

Rev. Jackson. They will put tire marks all over him!

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up their pants at the same
time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - They make more money playing basketball.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run away.

AND THE #1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE A NASCAR DRIVER...

"They can't wear their helmets sideways."

[Doink the clown]

TweetNow thats funny right there!

[FUZO]

TweetIf a republican said this the liberal media would go crazy about it but since it came from dumb ass letterman they wont

[DJDIGGLER]

TweetHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now that's funny!

They're better not be any backlash because black comedians are always ragging on white people. It's all in good fun so if they do get on him about it, it will be absolutely hipocritical.

Good post Daved!

Btw, I can't believe you still have my post in your sig......jackass!

[O2BESOHUGE]

TweetGOOD ONE!

[Dzone]

Tweetthats some funny shyt..ya, only a liberal extremist like letterman could get away with that

[pigmeat]

Tweetthats good

[BIGMOFO]

Tweetfunny! and who tha hell let dj back on here?!?!?! lol

[DJDIGGLER]

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funny! and who tha hell let dj back on here?!?!?! lol

You know you've secretly been fantasizing of my triumphant return. You just won't see me in the political section anymore......I'm trying not to have an aneurysm by the time I'm 30!