P. Niss

[quirkysmilin]

TweetI, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,

P. Niss

The Response



Dear Penis
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you
have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You
do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other
locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing the
Correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering
and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,

V. Gina

[bionic redneck]

Tweetnow thats funny i dont care who u are...lmao

[Sal Paradise]

TweetMine works double shifts!!
Sometimes triples!!

Of course a lot of that has to do with the lady more than myself.
If I really find her to be "special" the General will stay in attack mode after the one or two battles!!
On a really good day it'll stay for as long as the lady likes or until we decide enough is enough.


Sal

[FUZO]

Tweetwell if mr penis should would wear his new suit called viagraamani he would get more action

[Doink the clown]

TweetNow this was funny

[bionic redneck]

Tweet

Mine works double shifts!!
Sometimes triples!!

Of course a lot of that has to do with the lady more than myself.
If I really find her to be "special" the General will stay in attack mode after the one or two battles!!
On a really good day it'll stay for as long as the lady likes or until we decide enough is enough.


Sal

i envy u sal.. mine goes in 30 minute intervals..lmao..