Bus Ride

[firstenrgy]

TweetA woman gets on a bus. She sits down and two Italian guys are sitting nearby and she starts to listen their conversation...
She hears...
So emma comes first, then-a I come, the two asses, they come-a together. Then-a I come again. The two asses they come-a one-a more time. I come-a again and then pee twice. Then-a I come one-a last time.
The woman is so offended she turns around and tells the two guys, I don't know how you speak in public in your country but here in america we do not speak that way!
The Italian guy responds, lady wass-a madd-a with you, I'm-a teachin my friend how to spell-a Mississippi.

[daved150]

Tweetlmao!! thats good

[Doink the clown]

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