Lawyer vs the Blonde

[bohunt]

TweetA lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight.



The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired

and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a

few winks.



The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. 'I ask you a question,

and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if

I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.'



This catches the blonde's attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to

play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from

the earth to the moon?'



The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a $5 note,

and hands it to the lawyer.



Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with

three legs, and comes down with four?'



The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Airphone;

he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to

all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.



After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde and

hands her $500.



The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.



The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'



The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to

sleep.

[quirkysmilin]

TweetLOL!! Good one!

[venom27]

Tweethaha

[Sal Paradise]

TweetThats great!!!



Sal