A teacher asked her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on Brooklyn Tony...

He replies, "none, they will all fly away after the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "the correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then Brooklyn Tony says, "I have question for you..."There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice crem. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop ice cream... the second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream... Which one is married?"

The techer, blushing a great deal, replied "Well, I suppose the one that gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Brooklyn Tony replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like you thinking!"