Pickle Slicer

[Scalleywag]

TweetOne day, O2 comes home from the pickle factory where he works and confesses to his new wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests he see a sex therapist to talk about it, but O2 says he’d be too embarrassed, and he vows to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, O2 comes home absolutely ashen.

"What’s wrong, O2?" his wife asks.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, O2, you didn’t."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, O2, what happened?"

"She and I both got fired."

[quirkysmilin]

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[firstenrgy]

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[deepsouth]

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[Merc]

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