I was going to post this in Political- then Jokes- but then I figured there may be more truth than fiction here- so I posted here!

Laugh , it might not be funny next week








> Notice to All Employees

>

> As of November 5, 2008, when President Obama is officially

> elected into office, our company will instill a few new

> policies which are in keeping with his new, inspiring issues

> of change and fairness:

>

> 1.All salespeople will be pooling their sales and bonuses

> into a common pool that will be divided equally between all

> of you. This will serve to give those of you who are

> underachieving a "fair shake."

>

> 2.All low level workers will be pooling their wages,

> including overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally

> amongst yourselves. This will help those who are "too

> busy for overtime" to reap the rewards from those who

> have more spare time and can work extra hours.

>

> 3.All top management will now be referred to as "the

> government." We will not participate in this

> "pooling" experience because the law doesn't

> apply to us.

>

> 4.The "government" will give eloquent speeches to

> all employees every week, encouraging it's workers to

> continue to work hard "for the good of all."

>

> 5.The employees will be thrilled with these new policies

> because it's "good to spread the wealth."

> Those of you who have underachieved will finally get an

> opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had

> success will feel more "patriotic."

>

> 6. The last few people who were hired should clean out

> their desks. Don't feel bad, though, because President

> Obama will give you free healthcare, free handouts, free oil

> for heating your home, free foodstamps, and he'll let

> you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you

> can't pay your mortgage. If you appeal directly to our

> Democratic Congress, you might even get a free flatscreen TV

> and a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn't all Americans

> be entitled to nice looking hair?) !!!

>

> If for any reason you are not happy with the new policies,

> you may want to rethink your vote on November 4th.