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IntensityX
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With all this nice cool drama going on lately this gave me an idea,I did something like this over at FB a while back so let's have some fun with the official MM soap opera.Anyone can jump in on this so here goes.
Characters for the first scene
TheGame1976
Ace
IrishGirl
Scene 1:
TheGame1976:Ace get away from IG,she's mine all mine you scrawny little punk
Ace:Fuck you Game,IG has always been mine so there
TheGame1976on't make me squeeze your neck like an orange little man,The Game needs some lovin
IrishGirl:You two are so damn silly,I think I'll go off to the corner and watch you two fight over me
To be continued by whoever
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03-05-2003 04:39 AM
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TheGame1976: Ace, I said I will look for you in the no fu(king section.
Ace: Leave me alone. I am fragile:
Shot Girl: Get away from my man IG or I will shot glass whip you.
IG: F you *****, he's my man.
OJ Simpson: I would love to.
Shot Girl: That's it...
Shot Girl and IG fight.
TheGame1976: Cat Fight.
OJ Simpson: It happens.
Ace: I can't watch.
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03-05-2003 04:44 AM
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Oh man, this is gonna get crazy!!!
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03-05-2003 04:48 AM
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ROFL wtf is OJ doing in there???? LMAO
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03-05-2003 04:57 AM
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Ace: Please stop!
TheGame: Take your clothes off and wrestler in some creamed style corn(to IG & Shot Girl)
OJ: Where's my gloves?
Ace: Why do U ask OJ, gonna use them on me
IG: Why don't we stop this Shot Girl...it's not worth it, I'd rather make out with you!
Last edited by bjtheman on 03-05-2003 at 05:09 AM
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03-05-2003 05:04 AM
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TheGame1976: (Breaking up the fight). Ladies please, there is enough of me to go around. Best lap dance wins.
Ace: My eyes...
Shot Girl: Come on Game, me, you and the jello shots will go back to my place.
OJ: I would love to.
Game: OJ shut up or I will make the gloves fit.
Johnnie Cochran: If the gloves don't fit acquit!
JMoney: (Crawling out of a cardboard box) Word. I am buff and the stuff:
IG: I give up, back to MA.
Game: No way. I love my shots. Later.
Ace: Where is the no fucking section?
Johnnie: Oh my lord, a 23 year old male virgin.
OJ: It happens.
Last edited by TheGame1976 on 03-05-2003 at 05:16 AM
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03-05-2003 05:10 AM
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Would a mod please edit that. IG would never say Game please stay with me!
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03-05-2003 05:14 AM
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There is your edit. Anything else while I am at it. Tea? Fluff your pillow?
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03-05-2003 05:17 AM
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Switch to 3/6/03…
Shot Girl: Damn we went through a lot of shots.
Game: Sure did. What happened?
Shot Girl: Nothing. You just ravaged me and took whatever you want.
Game: Good. Cook me some eggs.
Shot Girl: Whatever you want.
KNOCK AT THE DOOR
GUS THE MAFISO NEIGHBOR COMES OVER
Gus: Hey forget about it.
Game: What?
Gus: Who is this I found in your bushes (Holds up Ace).
Game: Just some peeping Tom.
Al Gore: Lock box…
Game: Huh?
Ace: Shot girl please do a shot with me.
GUS BEATS ACE OVER THE HEAD WITH A BRANCH.
Gus: What should I do with him?
Game: Kill him.
OJ: I would love to.
Shot Girl: I love you game.
Game: Most women do.
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03-05-2003 05:31 AM
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quote:
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Originally posted by TheGame1976
TheGame1976: Ace, I said I will look for you in the no fu(king section.
Ace: Leave me alone. I am fragile:
Shot Girl: Get away from my man IG or I will shot glass whip you.
IG: F you *****, he's my man.
OJ Simpson: I would love to.
Shot Girl: That's it...
Shot Girl and IG fight.
TheGame1976: Cat Fight.
OJ Simpson: It happens.
Ace: I can't watch.
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Howard Stern fan huh. funny shit.
03-05-2003 05:34 AM
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Damn, someone found me out.
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03-05-2003 05:35 AM
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OK..am I dead yet?
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03-05-2003 05:37 AM
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quote:
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Originally posted by Ace
OK..am I dead yet?
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If you are than I want to be dead too
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03-05-2003 05:39 AM
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quote:
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Originally posted by IrishGirl
If you are than I want to be dead too
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03-05-2003 05:41 AM
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Damn, one has a creative side to them.
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03-05-2003 05:47 AM
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second scene
Back in the MassMonsterz Manor
Staring
Flex101
IG
Slayergirl
BJ
SMACKAVELI
Flex walks threw the doors at MM Manor.
Flex O: Hey Bj what’s up sucka?! What you doing with your arms around my women?
BJ: bbbb ub but but . Flex it’s not what it looks like. L
Flex O: it better not be *****boy!!
IG: no honestly Flex it’s not what it seems, I would never touch BJ he likes men.
BJ: no I don’t hoe!!!
IG: yea ok?
SlayerG: well to tell you the truth flex . he was trying to hook it up with me. but I told him you da man!!
BJ: I can’t believe you girls are lying your asses off!!!
Flex O: bj what the hell is going on here?
SMACKAVELI ENTERS THE ROOM.
Smack: hey I heard you fooos *****en in here. You best shut you moufs!! I’m trying to get some sleep in here.
BJ: hey smack tell flex I wasn’t trying to hook up with his chicks!
Smack: Bj didn’t I just tell you to stop all the Jibba Jabba?
Flex: ok bj I don’t care what you were “trying” to do. “ come on biatches lets go to my room.
IG: ok master Flex
SlayerG: what ever you say masta
Flex, IG and SlayerGirl retire to Flex O’s room.
Smack: I pity da fooo.
Last edited by Flex101 on 03-05-2003 at 06:30 AM
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03-05-2003 06:26 AM
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Flex: Ladies look at my package(while in his bedroom)
IG & SlayerGirl: Is that your penis? Are you fully erect?
Flex: Of course, don't ya want this beast?
IG & SlayerGirl: We'd be better off using our middle fingers!(laughin at Flex)
Flex: I don't need this...Ace said it was more than enough, screw ya'll I'm out!(runs out cryin)
IG & SG: We need a real man.
BJ: (walks into the room)Ladies your man is here. (Motions with his finger for them to come towards him)
IG & SG: (Both walk towards BJ)
BJ: See ladies if I can make ya'll come with one finger just think what I can do with my whole body
Last edited by bjtheman on 03-05-2003 at 06:49 AM
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03-05-2003 06:45 AM
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LOL! You guys are too much! This is f'ing hilarious!
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03-05-2003 06:49 AM
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Scene 3
starring THE*DREAM
Irishgirl
Toots711
and NoGame1976
Dream- Irishgirl and Toots so glad to see you ladies made it
IG- Dream i wouldn't miss this for the world
Toots- Me either Dream, your so damn Dreamy
NoGame- Hey Dream wheres my play? I know i'm skinny and i can't get the shot girls phone # but i need sum lovin too
Dream- Yea well Game go get sum lovin from Ace cause these 2 pretty ladies are all mine sucka
IG- Dream now that i see how great looking you are i'll take you up on your marriage proposal.
Dream- That's great IG i know we'll make beautiful babies together fo sure......
Toots- Hey Dream and IG how about us having a threesome to celebrate your engagement?
Dream and IG- HELL YEA!!!!
NoGame- Damn i'm skinny and i'm left in the cold again, i guess i'll go call Ace and see if he wants to have a circle jerk.
Dream, IG and Toots fade off into the background, find a hotel and have crazy wild sex for 2 straight days, WooHoo!!!
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