HUGE TURTLE

[FUZO]

TweetSO WE ARE RIDING ARE BIKES AND I SE THIS BIG SOMETHING LOOKING THING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET AND WHEN I GOT UP TO IT, WOW A HUGE AS TURTLE WITH A LONG ASS ALIGATOR LOOKING TAIL.SO I PICKED IT UP AND WHOA FUKIN THING ALMOST TOOK MY FINGER OFF I ALMOST MADE TURTLE SOUP. IF THAT THING WOULD OF TOOK MY FINGER I WOULD OF GOT IN MY TRUCK AND RAN THAT FUKER OVER AND OVER.ANYWAY I PICKED IT UP AGAIN AND TOOK IT TO THE LITTLE PONDS AND LET IT GO BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM

[daved150]

Tweetwe got them up here. my youngest brought home a pretty big snapper a few weeks ago. after he carried it a couple hundred yards and put it in the garage, he got me. i went out there and said "dam buddy, you brought home a snapper". i took a twig and put it infront of it's mouth and the fuker snapped it in half!!! my boy wanted no part of that fukin turtle, lmao!!! i had to bring it back to the lake

[O2BESOHUGE]

TweetTHATS FUNNY....I HAD AN AFRICAN DESERT SPURRED TORTOISE FOR 14 YEARS. HE WAS THE SIZE OF A 50 CENT PIECE WHEN I GOT HIM AND 14 YEARS LATER HE WAS 22 INCHES IN DIAMETER AND WEIGHED 62 POUNDS

HE OUT GREW EVERY THING I HELD HIM IN AND FINALLY HE ENDED UP IN THE BACK YARD

ALL THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS LOVED HIM.

OF COURSE HIS NAME WAS "SPEEDY"

[daved150]

Tweetlol!! yea...i had a snapper, but it was a stinky fuker. my mom made me put him outside...he died pretty fast after that. (probobly shoulda still fed him...or maybe cleaned the tank? i dont know)
oh....and his name was....FLASH!!!!