Truck for sale

[dixiechick]

TweetTruck for sale:

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream,

'Where did you get that truck???!!!' He calmly told them, 'I bought it today.'

'With what money?' demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost.

'Well,' said the boy, 'this one cost me just fifteen dollars.' So the parents began to yell even louder.

'Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?' they said.

'It was the lady up the street,' said the boy. I don't know her name - they just moved in.

She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for f ifteen dollars.'

'Oh my Goodness,' moaned the mother, 'she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next?

John, you go right up there and see what's going on.'

So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

Well,' she said, 'this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he had run off to Hawaii with his mistress and really doesn't intend to come back. He claimed he was stranded and needed cash, and asked me to sell his new Chevrolet Avalanche and send him the money. So I did.'

[quirkysmilin]

TweetThat was perfect for my day!!! Thanks Dixie!

[daved150]

TweetLMAO!!!

[dixiechick]

TweetI sold my ex-bf's truck when we broke up...

ok, sorta sold it. It was in my name truck, but he was buying it from me. He had been making payments on it for four years. When we broke up, I asked him to refinance it in his name, but he wouldn't do it. Kept coming up with excuses. Then things started getting really bad between us and he started stalking me. He came by my house to finish picking up some of his things and I told him that he need to leave the truck or the money. He pulled out a hammer from his tool box. I don't know if he was going to hit me or the truck, so I ask him to leave before I called the police. I had to take a restraining order and threaten to either go to court over the truck or report it stole. He finally brought it back to me, because he couldn't come up with the money for it. I turned around and sold it.