TweetDeath once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
TweetChuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
TweetA Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Tweet^lmao
TweetLMAO!!! (you little post *****, lol)
HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
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TweetWhen Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Chuck Norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.