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A husband and wife are shopping at the supermarket when the man picks up a Box of Heineken and sticks it into the cart.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

"They're on sale, only $10 for 12 cans", he says.

"Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife and they carry on shopping. A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the cart.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the man.

"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says.

The man replies..."SO DOES 12 CANS OF HEINEKEN AND IT'S HALF THE PRICE!"