WHY I'VE DECIDED TO VOTE DEMOCRATIC
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> I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
> job of spending the money I earn than I would.
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> I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody
> is offended by it.
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> I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the
> bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good
> people.
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> I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if
> it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt
> away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
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> I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be
> allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give
> the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
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> I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed
> elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit
> some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
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> I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't
> have to hide from us over there, they'll come over here, and I don't
> want to have any guns in the house to shoot them with.
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> (My favorite): I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can
> now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.
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> I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
> gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of
> gas at 15% isn't.
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> Makes ya wonder why anyone would EVER vote Republican, now doesn't it?