Road Rage

[Klash]

TweetEveryday, I get caught by that person who cuts into the passing lane (right before I pass them) to pass someone else because they are going 0.3 mph faster and then they get pissed because I'm riding their a$$. DUDE, YOU MOVED OUT IN FRONT OF A VEHICLE GOING 80mph - you could have waited for your tortoise pass till after I passed you!!!

Seriously, they should do a study to see how much road rage would decrease if police enforced the "slower traffic keep right". - Yeah, guy someone was wanting to pass you and you were in the passing lane - we're gonna have to impound your car because you obviously don't know how to drive - you phucktard.






...and then what pi$$es me off even more is when traffic is slowed to a stand still on the interstate and it's eating up what time you have with your kids in the evening but then it's o.k. because you assume there is probably a wreck; which there is but it's on the oncoming traffic side - you've been stopped for the last 20 minutes because of a bunch of d@mn rubberneckers gawking at an accident.

Seriously though, they ought to raise the driving standards; at least require an I.Q. of 90 and require a retest every three years at the age of 65. Jeez

[FUZO]

TweetTHATS WHY I DONT DRIVE ON THE HIGHWAY

[daved150]

Tweetyep...i been saying for years they should hire me and more like me to be private citizens allowed to ticket other drivers. some kind of special deputy type thing. i'd want the power to just pull your shyt for being too fukin stupid to drive...made a left hand turn from the right hand lane? your shyt taken! 15mph UNDER the speed limit in the fast lane and failure to turn within 3 turning oputunity's? your shyt gone too!! driving miles with your turn signal on? well...back to driving school for you!!!

[Dzone]

TweetHahahaa...good post. Loved the graphic. LOL...yes, as charles barkley said when he moved to phoenix to play for the suns: "People here dont understand that the left lane is for speeders and peeps should stay the hell out of it unless they are speeding"....nothing worse imo...especially the a$$holes who stay in the left lane on the interstate for miles and miles even when nobody is in the right lane...ugh!!!...I pass on the right while laying on the horn...its usually an old couple gabbing or somebody smoking a cigarrette...they dont even bother to look to see that someones riding their stupid a$$..WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!!!

[AlmostThere]

TweetI commute into chicago everyday for work. I think they just hand out licenses to any moron who wants one cause 95% have no idea how to drive.They cant drive on dry pavement add a little rain or some snow flurries and you can figure on going nowhere. Only good part is when the weather is actually bad the idiots are in the ditches where they cant hurt anyone but themselves.

My favorite is when traffic is moving along at a decent speed and everyone slams on the brakes. Must be an accident ahead right nope never is. The first asshole in that brake chain needs to be hung from an overpass with a sign around his neck to be made an example of. Only problem is you would end up hanging them all cause they are so **** stupid.

[bohunt]

Tweet...and then what pi$$es me off even more is when traffic is slowed to a stand still on the interstate and it's eating up what time you have with your kids in the evening but then it's o.k. because you assume there is probably a wreck; which there is but it's on the oncoming traffic side - you've been stopped for the last 20 minutes because of a bunch of d@mn rubberneckers gawking at an accident.

I deal with this kind of shyt on State Highways 5 days a week, 8hrs a day, its my job. You got to love the rubberneckers or the a$$holes that slow down to take a picture of a serious wreck with their cell phones.

[firstenrgy]

TweetMay I suggest sedatives?

[skinnyman]

Tweeta few years back while in Florida on vacation with my girl we got caught in some traffic. someone was pulling from a station so I let them in. the freaking guy behind me goes absolutley bolistic cause i let this other guy in. i didn't realize he was flipping on me and i think that got him even more pissed. freaking guy goes in front of me slamms his car into me and i get out. i didn't notice but the guy had a knife. as he was charging me i was backing up and he slashed my chest. I said to my girl to get his plate number. after i said that, he started after her through the drivers side door. i tackle him away from the car, got back into my car and took off. pressed charges and the guy got a slap. no more road rage for me.

[daved150]

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a few years back while in Florida on vacation with my girl we got caught in some traffic. someone was pulling from a station so I let them in. the freaking guy behind me goes absolutley bolistic cause i let this other guy in. i didn't realize he was flipping on me and i think that got him even more pissed. freaking guy goes in front of me slamms his car into me and i get out. i didn't notice but the guy had a knife. as he was charging me i was backing up and he slashed my chest. I said to my girl to get his plate number. after i said that, he started after her through the drivers side door. i tackle him away from the car, got back into my car and took off. pressed charges and the guy got a slap. no more road rage for me.

holyshyt!! i think i seen a movie like that once! i havnt ran into that too many times (especialy when i lived in fla). i usually wave when they get all goofy and flip me off. up here, they wouldnt bother with a knife. if the were gonna do something, they'd just shoot your ass. nobody's got money for bullet's anymore

[Klash]

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a few years back while in Florida on vacation with my girl we got caught in some traffic. someone was pulling from a station so I let them in. the freaking guy behind me goes absolutley bolistic cause i let this other guy in. i didn't realize he was flipping on me and i think that got him even more pissed. freaking guy goes in front of me slamms his car into me and i get out. i didn't notice but the guy had a knife. as he was charging me i was backing up and he slashed my chest. I said to my girl to get his plate number. after i said that, he started after her through the drivers side door. i tackle him away from the car, got back into my car and took off. pressed charges and the guy got a slap. no more road rage for me.

**** bro, that is phuckin crazy.

[Dzone]

TweetGood lord skinnyman, thats just plain crazy bro. ya, ive had my share of road rage incidents and I coulda got shot...I was stupid and crazy on halotestin...everything was pissing me off... Im lucky someone didnt take a shot 2 me

[Klash]

TweetThis song will help with road rage?

yip that will be stuck in your head for the rest of the day.

[skinnyman]

Tweetafter that incident, i let shyt roll off me now. aint worth it

[Klash]

Tweet^**** makes me want to carry a gun..

[Dzone]

Tweet^**I used to keep a 357 magnum loaded with hollow points halfway under the seat of my truck...one night I got pulled over and the cop looked in and said 'Do you know yu have a gun sticking out from under your seat?" I said "yes, it is in view and not concealed"..."Well, it looks to me like youre trying to hide it"...He calls in about 4 more squad cars and they arrest me and throw my a$$ in jail for a concealed weapon..took my gun and never gave it back to me...I got all charges dropped, but the phuckers kept my gun.