Tweetno offence to the lady's, but if it wasnt for the monkey between thier legs, we'd be hunting them for sport!! we'd have a whole different type of "rack" hanging in our dens!!!
TweetI think my girlfriend is the biggest drama queen EVER and being with her for nearly two years I ask myself WHAT THE FOOOOOOOOK AM I DOING WITH HER...she's smart...beautiful...and everything else you could ask for yet again... she is so stubborn... she is so dramatic..and makes a big deal out of everything...well NO MISSY...I AM DA FOOKING BOSS...OR HIT THE HIGHWAY...
If I'm to tired to talk to her and want to go to bed or don't speak to her on the phone often she gets MAD...well WTF do you have to call me 7 times..and just be quiet on the phone... last night i came from working out...and she called...i told her i had to take a shower..she told me...dont call for the rest of the night...well ok...fook you I didn't. she thinks she can run this ****...FOOK NO... so now.. she complains about me getting bigger, just being obsessed with my body...going to the GYM too much...eating clean..and tons of food...what the fook is her business how much i eat and how much time i spend in the gym...hell its sure better than doing drugs or gettin drunk every weekend..
this girl has totally lost her fooking mind...
Tweetno offence to the lady's, but if it wasnt for the monkey between thier legs, we'd be hunting them for sport!! we'd have a whole different type of "rack" hanging in our dens!!!
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ur right bro, send her down to spend a week with me and she'll go home a new woman, i'll straighten her out for ya bro.
Tweetlol...nobody can straighten her out... if i didn't then i dont know who can...trust me i am one bad mothafoker when it comes to girls... i know my tricks and whatnot...but this one has a brain of a fooking mamoooth
Tweetlmfao...
TweetTHATS WHY MORMANS AND ARASBS
TweetOOOPS!
Tweetdammmmit...thats why those guys that started those religions like polygamy. When one wife phucks up, you got 4 or 5 riding the bench...thats why Im thinking of joining a polygamy cult in texas so I can bone all day
TweetShe only says such things because she cares---blah de blah F that nonsense. If she doesn't like it show her the door, unless of course she has the golden Vaj, then maybe talk a little nicer I suppose
Tweetnow thats funny!!!
Tweetthey just like to hear themselves speak bout nothin at all.
Hey, at least you an out. I love my wife but man...the crap she deems important just aint worth giving a response. Hmmm. now i know why she always says i don't communicate
Tweetbeen there what I dont get is why would that make them mad? If they got obsessed with the gym Id be thrilled
Tweet^ no shyt.