HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

[FUZO]

TweetHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed
and leave them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her
m aking the woo-woo sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the
size of your wiener and scratch your butt.

Get in the shower.

Wash your face.

Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in yo u r hands and let the water rinse
them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and
surrounding area.

Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck
on
the soap.

Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

Pee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off.

Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was
hanging out of tub the whole time.

Admire wiener size in mirror again.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and
fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass
wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the
woo-woo sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the
truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong
with you. Have a great day! Oh, and.....




woo woo!!!

[daved150]

Tweetlmao...man, you got camera's in my bathroom?

[dixiechick]

TweetLOL... that's great!

My hubby's clothes start falling off when he walks in the door. He leaves a trail of clothing from the door to whatever room in the house he ends up. lol

[kite]

Tweetlmao! That's pretty much covers it!

[Testify]

TweetThat's pretty much how it goes - except I wash my hair before I wash my ass. Other than that, it sounds just like every weekday morning at my house . . .

[TXShooter]

TweetThere's two sides to every story. Don't forget the other half . . .

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to whites and coloureds. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups.

Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.

Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.

Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.