TweetLOL...she can have the money!
Tweet> > TWO BORED CASINO WORKERS WERE WAITING AT A CRAPS TABLE. A VERY
ATTRACTIVE
> > BLONDE WOMAN ARRIVED AND BET TWENTY-THOUSAND DOLLARS ON A SINGLE ROLL OF
> THE
> > DICE.
> >
> > SHE SAID, "I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, BUT I FEEL MUCH LUCKIER WHEN I'M
> COMPLETELY
> > NUDE."
> >
> > WITH THAT SHE STRIPPED FROM HER NECK DOWN, ROLLED THE DICE AND YELLED,
> "MAMA
> > NEEDS NEW CLOTHES!"
> >
> > THEN SHE HOLLERED, "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" SHE JUMPED UP AND DOWN AND
> > HUGGED EACH OF THE DEALERS. SHE THEN PICKED UP ALL THE MONEY AND HER
> CLOTHES
> > AND DEPARTED.
> >
> > THE DEALERS JUST STARED AT EACH OTHER DUMFOUNDED. FINALLY ONE OF THEM
> ASKED,
> > "WHAT DID SHE ROLL?"
> >
> > THE OTHER ANSWERED, "I DON'T KNOW, I THOUGHT YOU WERE WATCHING".
> >
> > WHO SAYS ALL BLONDES ARE DUMB?
Tweetfunny
Tweethahaha.... Hollywood u a blonde?
TweetId love to see a chick try that at the casino, that would be sweet
haah!
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hahaha.... Hollywood u a blonde?
TweetBwhahaha! That's awesome! Never saw it before!Originally posted by pudgy
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Tweetits like my kryptonite, i just melt, nothing like dragon eyes.
TweetI got them alright
Tweetman ol man, i bet you , with dark hair too....sigh
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