Odd funeral

[kite]

TweetA man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery.


A long black hearse was followed by a second long black
hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second
hearse was a solitary man walking a pit bull on a leash.
Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men
walking single file.


The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He respectfully
approached the man walking the dog and said, 'I am so sorry
for your loss', I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but
I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?'
'My wife's'
'What happened to her?'
The man replied, 'My dog attacked and killed her.'
He inquired further, 'Well, who is in the second hearse?'
The man answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help
my wife and the dog turned on her.'
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between
the two men.
'Can I borrow the dog?'
'Get in line.'

[daved150]

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[mandarb11]

TweetHahahaha thats bad!

[venom27]

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