• Join Us!
  • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)
  • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)
  • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)
  • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)
  • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)
  • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)
  • Join Us!

  • Get the Fitness Geared Forum App Now!
  • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)
  • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)


  • Join Us!
  • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)
  • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)
  • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)
  • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)
  • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)
  • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)
  • Join Us!
  • You have 1 new Private Message Attention Guest, if you are not a member of Fitness Geared - Body Building & Fitness Community, you have 1 new private message waiting, to view it you must fill out this form.
  • Amused
  • Angry
  • Annoyed
  • Awesome
  • Bemused
  • Cocky
  • Cool
  • Crazy
  • Crying
  • Depressed
  • Down
  • Drunk
  • Embarrased
  • Enraged
  • Friendly
  • Geeky
  • Godly
  • Happy
  • Hateful
  • Hungry
  • Innocent
  • Meh
  • Piratey
  • Poorly
  • Sad
  • Secret
  • Shy
  • Sneaky
  • Tired
  • Wtf
    • Thanks Thanks:  0
    Likes Likes:  0
    Dislikes Dislikes:  0
    Results 1 to 15 of 15

    Thread: BOUNCER (dynamite joke)

    1. 02-26-2003, 05:44 PM #1
      Keiser's Avatar
      Keiser
      This user has no status.
       
      I am:
      ----
       

      Default BOUNCER (dynamite joke)



      • Get the Fitness Geared
        Forum App Now!
      • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)
      • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)

      • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)
      • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)
      • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)
      • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)
      • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)
      • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)
      The BOUNCER picks up a woman at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and the woman says "What a great chest you have", The BOUNCER tells her "That's 1000 lbs. of dynamite".

      He takes off his pants and the woman says "What massive calves you have", the BOUNCER tells her "That's 1000 lbs. of dynamite".

      He then takes off his underwear and the woman goes runnng and screaming out of the apartment.

      The BOUNCER puts his clothes back on and chases after her.

      He finally catches up to her and asks her why she ran out of the apartment.

      The woman replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw what a short fuse you have!
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
    2. 02-26-2003, 08:56 PM #2
      bigjim33's Avatar
      bigjim33
      This user has no status.
       
      I am:
      ----
       

      Default

      bwahahahahaha!
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
    4. 02-26-2003, 08:56 PM #3
      bigjim33's Avatar
      bigjim33
      This user has no status.
       
      I am:
      ----
       

      Default

      that was pretty damn funny....i wonder if he will laugh
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
    5. 02-26-2003, 09:10 PM #4
      SpoyledBrat's Avatar
      SpoyledBrat
      SpoyledBrat is offline Rookie Member
      Points: 7,347, Level: 36
      Level completed: 75%, Points required for next Level: 103
      Overall activity: 0%
      This user has no status.
       
      I am:
      ----
       
      Join Date
      Feb 2003
      Posts
      142
      Points
      7,347
      Level
      36
      Rep Power
      87

      Default

      Cute!
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
    7. 02-26-2003, 10:56 PM #5
      CJWolf's Avatar
      CJWolf
      This user has no status.
       
      I am:
      ----
       

      Default

      surely he'll laugh ..
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
    8. 02-27-2003, 12:06 AM #6
      gongshow's Avatar
      gongshow
      gongshow is offline Elite FG Resident
      Points: 15,800, Level: 54
      Level completed: 64%, Points required for next Level: 200
      Overall activity: 0%
      This user has no status.
       
      I am:
      ----
       
      Join Date
      Jan 2003
      Location
      Midwest
      Posts
      3,404
      Points
      15,800
      Level
      54
      Rep Power
      104

      Default

      hahaha, shit could hit the fan with that one....
      Mod @ SuperiorMuscle

      "The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
      Muhammad Ali
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
    10. 02-27-2003, 07:14 AM #7
      jack hust's Avatar
      jack hust
      This user has no status.
       
      I am:
      ----
       

      Default

      roflmfao
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
    11. 02-27-2003, 07:22 AM #8
      x|Fluid|x's Avatar
      x|Fluid|x
      x|Fluid|x is offline FG Resident
      Points: 29,544, Level: 75
      Level completed: 33%, Points required for next Level: 506
      Overall activity: 0%
      This user has no status.
       
      I am:
      ----
       
      Join Date
      Jan 2003
      Location
      B.C, KINGDOM of KANADA
      Posts
      2,098
      Points
      29,544
      Level
      75
      Rep Power
      97

      Default

      Zing.

      lol
      x|Fluid|x is presenting REAL opinions and DOES encourage and condone the use of steroids or other illegal/legal substances that may be used in an illegal manner.


      xFluiDx@ziplip.com
      fluid@fitnessgeared.com

      Minister of Controlled Substances for the KINGDOM of KANADA.
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
    13. 02-27-2003, 02:15 PM #9
      morebeefplease's Avatar
      morebeefplease
      morebeefplease is offline Senior Resident
      Points: 12,754, Level: 48
      Level completed: 91%, Points required for next Level: 46
      Overall activity: 0%
      This user has no status.
       
      I am:
      ----
       
      Join Date
      Dec 2002
      Posts
      863
      Points
      12,754
      Level
      48
      Rep Power
      91

      Default

      Bwahahaha
      morebeefplease


      Disclaimer: The thoughts and opinions stated by person/entity are purely for entertainment purposes only.

      "Second place is like kissing your sister."
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
    14. 02-27-2003, 10:48 PM #10
      Cory's Avatar
      Cory
      This user has no status.
       
      I am:
      ----
       

      Default

      LOL!!!
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
    16. 02-27-2003, 11:12 PM #11
      LOCO's Avatar
      LOCO
      LOCO is offline VET
      Points: 22,048, Level: 64
      Level completed: 85%, Points required for next Level: 102
      Overall activity: 0%
      This user has no status.
       
      I am:
      ----
       
      Join Date
      Jan 2003
      Location
      my igloo
      Posts
      5,334
      Points
      22,048
      Level
      64
      Rep Power
      117

      Default

      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
    17. 04-13-2003, 07:47 PM #12
      rado's Avatar
      rado
      This user has no status.
       
      I am:
      ----
       

      Default

      LMFAO....ok, it was sort fo funny
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
    19. 04-14-2003, 01:48 PM #13
      morbid316's Avatar
      morbid316
      morbid316 is offline Senior Resident
      Points: 10,150, Level: 43
      Level completed: 45%, Points required for next Level: 250
      Overall activity: 0%
      This user has no status.
       
      I am:
      ----
       
      Send a message via ICQ to morbid316
      Join Date
      Dec 2002
      Location
      calgary Canada
      Posts
      1,084
      Points
      10,150
      Level
      43
      Rep Power
      92

      Default

      Life is like a game, you either win or lose. AND I ALWAYS WIN
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
    20. 04-14-2003, 01:57 PM #14
      gongshow's Avatar
      gongshow
      gongshow is offline Elite FG Resident
      Points: 15,800, Level: 54
      Level completed: 64%, Points required for next Level: 200
      Overall activity: 0%
      This user has no status.
       
      I am:
      ----
       
      Join Date
      Jan 2003
      Location
      Midwest
      Posts
      3,404
      Points
      15,800
      Level
      54
      Rep Power
      104

      Default

      heard it before! great joke!
      Mod @ SuperiorMuscle

      "The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
      Muhammad Ali
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
    22. 04-14-2003, 02:00 PM #15
      ARMed's Avatar
      ARMed
      This user has no status.
       
      I am:
      ----
       

      Default

      • Get the Fitness Geared
        Forum App Now!
      • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)
      • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)

      • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)
      • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)
      • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)
      • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)
      • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)
      • BOUNCER (dynamite joke)
      Give it a two stars!
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
    « Previous Thread | Next Thread »

    Similar Threads

    1. a joke for bouncer
      By pudgy in forum Off Topic Stuff
      Replies: 30
      Last Post: 01-30-2003, 10:25 AM
    2. Aragorn and The Bouncer
      By Username in forum Off Topic Stuff
      Replies: 65
      Last Post: 01-20-2003, 03:28 AM
    3. Hi BOUNCER!!
      By petite in forum Off Topic Stuff
      Replies: 0
      Last Post: 01-11-2003, 04:46 PM
    4. Bouncer Or Tx!!
      By petite in forum Off Topic Stuff
      Replies: 10
      Last Post: 12-20-2002, 05:31 PM

    Posting Permissions

    • You may not post new threads
    • You may not post replies
    • You may not post attachments
    • You may not edit your posts
    •  

    Forum Rules

    Pro Wrists Straps
    Join us
    About us
    www.Fitnessgeared.com is a Bodybuilding Fitness health & Training Discussion forum for all levels from beginner to advanced. We offer everything from Nutrition, Supplements, Fat Loss, Weight Training, Dieting, to achieve your goals to get in the shape you want.
    Links
    Home
    News
    Community Forum
    Blog
    Arcade
    Sponsors
    Donate