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IDIOT SIGHTINGS


IDIOT AT SEARS: WE had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears
repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not havea
"large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said
that we had the largest one Sears made at that time a 1/2 horsepower. He
shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." Iresponded
that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four islarger
than two. We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new
neighbor call the local township administrative office to requestthe
removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many
deerare being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good placefor
them to be crossing anymore." …From Kingman, KS.

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and
ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for “minimallettuce.”

He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. He was a
Chef?Yep...From Alabama!

IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gatewhen
an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage
without your knowledge. To which I replied, "If it was without t my
knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly andnodded,

"That's why weask." Happened in Birmingham, Ala.

IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it’s safeto
cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged
coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I
explainedthat it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she
responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She wasa
probation officer in Wichita, KS

IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dearcoworker.
She was leaving the company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented
cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not another
word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that

deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.

IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power
strip back into itself and for the sake of her own life, couldn't
understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the
Dallas CountySheriffs office no less.

IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been lockedin it We went to the

service department and found a mechanic working
feverishlyto unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger
side,I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was
unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open! His
reply, "I know… I already got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in
Canton,Mississippi!

STAY ALERT! They walk among us .. And they REPRODUCE

[supasaiyan99]

TweetDamn!!! I'm speechless!!!

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[Merc]

TweetLMAO I think the lesson here is stay out of the south LOL

[mtnmedic]

TweetI was working maintenance at this four star here some years ago. nothing but flatlander snobs that look down their noses at ya,..front desk radios me sayin' this guy is going ape s#hit because his TV wont work. maby the battery in the remote is dead ? people usually forget you dont need the remote...these people where in a panic, and bad mouthing how they paid all this cash for a room here and something as simple as the TV wont even work..I picked up the remote and turned it on,..flipped through all the channels..no problem. the family looked at me as if I where Christ perfoming a miracle ! "What did you do"? I just hit "POWER" and it came on. the family just kinda tripped and the guy said "no wonder, ours at home says ON and OFF". then he apologized and gave me a dollar,..what a polack !! I gave it back to him telling him "no thanks, you obviously need it more than I do". the guy took it back and said thanks...f'ing flatlanders.

[mtnmedic]

TweetDidn't mean to pirate your thread bra. lol

[3Vandoo]

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