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I once saw a kid pee on an electric fence!
TweetLol.. One of the funniest things I've ever seen.
We were playing out in the woods with a bunch of neighbourhood kids when my friend's younger brother decides he's gonna take a piss on that tree over yonder.
Just as he's getting ready to go, I notice that there's an electric fence going past and the owner used that particular tree as a fencepost.
Well.. you guessed it. Just as I open my mouth and start to say "Hey man, I wouldn't piss there..." He suddenly gets knocked flat on his back. Still peeing... up in the air and all over himself.
He was a little shaken, messy, and sore but otherwise OK. Poor bastard was only about 11 years old!
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Tweetit was you wasnt it cosmo
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TweetFunny. I saw my brother fall on his back while peeing and piss all over himself.He was trying to prop up on a pine sapling while he pissed. It was about the size of somthing your mom would use as a switch.
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Tweetlol I wouldn't have told him,your better then me:
Tweetyour bored again huh
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TweetHonestly it wasn't! I'd admit to it if it was me anyway. Heck, I told everyone about bending the handlebars of my bike with my nutsack!Originally posted by pudgy
it was you wasnt it cosmo
Which reminds me of another story! I smell another thread!
Yup!your bored again huh
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Tweeti saw last summer some dude peeing from a bridge... which is a big highway (it was on either 400 or 401)... and under the bridge was another highway perpendicular to it... so he was basically peein on all the cars passing under the bridge...
the dude was like mid 40's or so... not some young fkr... he just pulled his car over on the shoulder and stood there legs spread pissing over the brdige..... it was hillarious sight... everyone slowed down to take a look... i almots bumped into the guy in front of me...
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TweetLMAO!!! My sister grabbed an electric fence and couldn't let go! LOL I still giggle when I think about it.
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TweetWhen I was young and had no sense I stuck my dick in a electric fence. Curled my hair, tingled me balls and made me shit my overalls!
My pain is caused by my pleasure!
TweetHa as a farmgirl we use to play those stupid fences all the time!!My cousin and I use to high jump over them, then one she tripped me up and we both landed on top of the dam wire and try and get off........that was the end of our game
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When I was young and had no sense I stuck my dick in a electric fence. Curled my hair, tingled me balls and made me shit my overalls!
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