how old is grandpa!!! good read!!! kinda crazy!!

[ByRoN]

TweetHow old is Grandpa???

Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away.

One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events. The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.

The Grandfather replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before:

' television

' penicillin

' polio shots

' frozen foods

' Xerox

' contact lenses

' Frisbees and

' the pill

There were no:

' credit cards

' laser beams or

' ball-point pens

Man had not invented:

' pantyhose

' air conditioners

' dishwashers

' clothes dryers

' and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and

' man hadn't yet walked on the moon


Your Grandmother and I got married first, . . . and then lived together.

Every family had a father and a mother.

Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir".
And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, "Sir."

We were before gay-rights, computer- dating, dual careers, daycare centers, and group therapy.

Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment, and common sense.

We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions.

Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was a bigger privilege.

We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent.

Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousins.

Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when the evening breeze started.

Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and weekends-not purchasing condominiums.

We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings.

We listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios.

And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey.

If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan ' on it, it was junk

The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam.

Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of.

We had 5 &10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents.

Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a nickel.

And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.

You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600, . . . but who could afford one?
Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon.

In my day:

' "grass" was mowed,

' "coke" was a cold drink,

' "pot" was something your mother cooked in and

' "rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby.

' "Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office,

' " chip" meant a piece of wood,

' "hardware" was found in a hardware store and

' "software" wasn't even a word.

And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap... and how old do you think I am?

I bet you have this old man in mind...you are in for a shock!

Read on to see -- pretty scary if you think about it and pretty sad at the same time.

Are you ready ?????



This man would be only 59 years old

[3Vandoo]

Tweetdude
my mom is 59 and when she was born diswashers were invented!

damn, my mom is a damn oldie!!!

[6p6]

Tweetis this Fuzo there talking about? lol

[FUZO]

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is this Fuzo there talking about? lol

FAG:****you:

[daved150]

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is this Fuzo there talking about? lol

LMAO!!! i thaught the same thing...damn, i know he's WAAAAY older than me, so it had to be him!

[O2BESOHUGE]

Tweet59 ISNT THAT OLD EITHER!

[daved150]

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59 ISNT THAT OLD EITHER!

you tell 'em pop's!!

[O2BESOHUGE]

TweetDAVE YOUR BANNED!

[daved150]

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DAVE YOUR BANNED!

hey, hey, hey!!! i was stickin up for the senior members of our community, like you and fuzzy!!! we (i, as being a youngster myself) need to respect our elders....dont shake your cain at me brother, you know i got nothin but love fer ya!!

[daved150]

Tweetp.s.....aint that like the 4th time you've banned me this month. your starting to give me a complex

[ByRoN]

Tweetha ha ah this **** is cracking me up!!!

[supasaiyan99]

Tweet59 years old? I work with a bunch of guys near that age! I'll ask them if this is true.

[daved150]

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59 years old? I work with a bunch of guys near that age! I'll ask them if this is true.

good ideal, but i dont know why you just dont ask o2.

[supasaiyan99]

TweetLOL....Is he really that old or is it just an inside joke you guys have going?

[daved150]

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LOL....Is he really that old or is it just an inside joke you guys have going?

i'm just bustin his balls...not really a inside joke