Anabolic Mad Libs

[superdog]

TweetDo remember the game you used to play when you were a kid, let`s try this version - Just quote my post and delete the all caps section and fill in with your answers. If this is too geeky, just ban my sorry ass. Enjoy!



This is (NAME OF PERSON ON THE BOARD), I started using (NUMBER) miligrams of (CHEMICAL, AAS OR OTHER) per (HOUR, DAY, WEEK...). At first I was satisified because I got (POSITIVE SIDE EFFECT OF CHEMICAL) but later began noticing he was getting (NEGATIVE SIDE EFFECT) does anyone know what I should do?

Yo (NAME OF PERSON ABOVE) this is (NAME). I know just what to do. First get a bunch of (CHEMICAL) from (COUNTRY). Then inject (NUMBER) miligrams into your (BODY PART) every (DAY, HOUR, MONTH, MINUTE, ETC). Don`t be suprised if you (POOP, PEE, VOMIT, EXHALE, DROOL, ETC) (ANY SUBSTANCE) it is totally normal. Your body should return to normal in (NUMBER) days.

[superdog]

TweetI`ll go first...



This is DJDIGGLER, I started using 575 miligrams of TREN-E per day. At first I was satisified because I got HUMONGUS BALLS but later began noticing I was getting SCRATCHY ASS does anyone know what I should do?

Yo DJDIGGLER this is GEORGE BUSH. I know just what to do. First get a bunch of DNP from TAJIKISTANISTAN. Then inject 350 miligrams into your LEFT NUT every HOUR. Don`t be suprised if you FART CHICKEN FEATHERS it is totally normal. Your body should return to normal in 3291 days.

[kite]

TweetThis is Daved150, I started using 3000 miligrams of test E per HOUR. At first I was satisified because I got huge but later began noticing he was getting an itchy, cramping, swollen ass hole does anyone know what I should do?

Yo Dave this is T-Man007. I know just what to do. First get a bunch of animal grade nomoasspains from Cina. Then inject 500 miligrams into your sphinkter every DAY. Don`t be suprised if you POOP or DROOL yellow foam it is totally normal. Your body should return to normal in 69 days.