TweetPICTURE ON THE NIGHT STAND
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>>> After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another
man
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>>> Her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.
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>>> "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks
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>>> "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
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>>> "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
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>>> "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
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>>> "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be
reassured.
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>>> "No, no, no!" she answers.
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>>> "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
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>>> "That's me before the surgery."
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