For AOM, the Vandoolic language

[3Vandoo]

TweetThe VANDOOLIC LANGUAGE!

Some people were asking about this special language that exist since the end of time.

The Vandoolic language is a language that is rare, in fact very rare. It was brought by some Aliens thousand years ago. It was a lost language and a lost art until today.


The Vandoolic is a weird, interesting and magnificent language that need understanding and especially a more dedicated attention to it.

But now, you too can learn that language, simple terms and steps.

These steps were formulated by the Vandoolic Institute of technology, in Vandoocity.

If you follow these simple steps, you too could say, I do speak vandoolic.

Here the first lessons.

-No respects for rules of grammars in any languages whatsoever.
-If you speak French, think in French, if you speak in English then think in English,
-But, if you write in English, think in French, and if you write in French think in English.
-Get yourself kicked out of your Russian, Spanish and German courses in college.
-Write very fast, Vandoolic speakers are very fast types.
-Practice and perform many things at once, i.e.: Type a report, eat, drink, chat with ten people on MSN, 5 people on ICQ, surf five bodybuilding boards, surf two porn sites, talk to your crazy ex-gf on the phone and the other line to your commanding officer, while looking at the TV and faxing papers to some US army dudes.
-Again, DON’T RESPECT GRAMMAR, this is very important for the vandoolic to be perfectly performed.
-Take pro-stance on France, defend the Frogs then be ready to bash them because they are frogs.
-Combined, Irish and Scottish expressions into the sentences with such words as; knackered, piss off, craic, chuckie, fag, jackereen, dtown, btown, wanker and Hamish MacBeth.


This conclude the first lesson of the 9872832 lessons that soon to come.

Hope you enjoy your experience.

322 PhD, Vandoolic Institute of Technology.

[kite]

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[jipped genes]

Tweeti have studied this language for years, the rules change

[3Vandoo]

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i have studied this language for years, the rules change

Jipped Genes is Associate Professor of Vandoolic at the Uni of Texas

[angryoldman]

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The VANDOOLIC LANGUAGE!

-Take pro-stance on France, defend the Frogs then be ready to bash them because they are frogs.
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LOL! This is a keeper. When do I get to use the words like "Eh". Can you get me a beer Eh? And when can I say the word "aboot" instead of About? I love that, "let me tell you aboot Niagra Falls! There's a lot water!" I used to work with a French Canadian chick. Nice woman. I loved the goofy phuquing accent.

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