Never Piss A Women Off

[countrychic]

TweetNEVER piss a woman off.....or hell has no fury

A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his penis in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw.

The husband was terrified and screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?"


The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire. You do whatever you have to."

[skinnyhb]

Tweetcut the vice off of the work bench. leave it to a woman to always make things more drastic than be needed.

[Keiser]

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Originally posted by THE BOUNCER
lol, i would think of cold water so i could slip little johnson right out of that vice.

So you're admitting that you have a "little johnson"?

[gongshow]

Tweetoh my god.....what a ***** haha

[Chemical Evolution]

Tweet Well he must have been a whus to be dragged by a women anyways!

[jack hust]

Tweetlmfao

[viper10139]

TweetLOL great story!!!

[Sachet]

Tweet*ROTFLMAO*

[winnie]

TweetLOL

[rado]

TweetLMAO.

[monstercojones]

Tweetunscrew the vice?... shit i just re-read it.

[bigpimpc]

Tweetthats just wrong! i would have to burn up! cause if girth died in a accident such as that i wouldn't be able to make it without him