so true so true

[ByRoN]

TweetWhen God created the dog, He said: "Sit all day by the door of your



house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will



give you a life span of twenty years."







The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten



years and I'll give you back the other ten?"







So God agreed....







Next, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and



make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The



monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time



to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"







And God agreed....







God then created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the



farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk



to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of



sixty years."







The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty



years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"







And God agreed again....







Finally, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy



your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years." But man



said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the



forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the



dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"







"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."







So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy



ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our



family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the



grand-children. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and



bark at everyone.







Life has now been explained to you.

[badasz32]

Tweetfunny

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Tweetlol

[DJDIGGLER]

TweetHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was great!

[Yohimbe]

TweetLMAO! That was good.

[venom27]

Tweetnow thats funny

[LilFella]

TweetLOL That was a good one!

[supasaiyan99]

Tweetlol...Funny!!!

[daved150]

Tweetlol...that was good

[AlmostThere]

TweetThat was good rep for ya

[AlmostThere]

TweetGotta spread it first I tried