Ice cream vs. SEX!!!!!

[markriley]

TweetSo today I was driving home from another long day at work. I saw the golden arches ahead and decided that I required a McFlurry because I had not fulfilled my daily requirement of ice cream. I stop in to McD's and purchase a McFlurry.

So I'm driving along, eating my Butterfinger McFlurry and listening to my radio. I am on cloud nine, feeling like a million bucks because I have ice cream to eat. I am convinced that life can't get any better(I'm a simple guy, it doesn't take much to make my day).So as I eat my cup of frozen deliciousness, I savor every spoonful of it, without taking for granted a single taste. It is like a little piece of heaven in my mouth.

Anyways, my mind wanders, as it usually does, and I start asking myself questions....

Mind: How much do you really like ice cream?

Me: A lot... It is the best shit ever.

Mind: If you could live on nothing but ice cream would you do it?

Me: **** yeah.

Mind: If you had to choose between sex and ice cream which would you choose?

Me: What? Don't think like that ****ing mind. That's ****ed up, I hate you.

Mind: Answer the ****ing question *****.

Me: Well, do you mean choose one or the other as a one time thing or like choose one or the other forever?

Mind: Hmmm, I didn't think of that. Answer both and explain.

Me: Well, it does sadden me to even think that I would have to do with out one or the other but if it was forever I think I would have to choose sex. Ice cream is good but there is nothing like a good ****ing to make a guy's day. Plus, I could probably drink beer to curve my ice cream cravings.

Mind: Yeah, I'll give you that. Decent answer and nice touch with the use of beer. Touche.

Now answer the other question.

Me: Ok, if it was a one time deal I would.... well.... time out. Give me a minute.

( a minute goes by as I think about this horrible dilemna)

Mind: Ok Stacks, your minute is up. ****ing answer the question.

Me: Alright, I'm going to have to choose ice cream if it was a one time deal. I can always get laid tomorrow and if not I guees I can beat it up to internet porn. But ya know, damn it, when I guy wants ice cream right ****ing now, he has to have ice cream right ****ing now. Not tomorrow, not later, right ****ing now! Sex can wait an hour or so. Besides I choose ice cream over sex so I can still have it both ways. I can eat my ice cream and still get some. There are always blow jobs!

True story. The end.

[Caddyman]

Tweetis this original, did you really come up with it or did you find it somewhere?


funny shit

[BIGFOST]

Tweetthis guy i like this guy. Nice post even though it was completely random

[supasaiyan99]

TweetIf you wrote that, you need to become a columnist or screen writer or some shit. Pretty random but very intriguing dilemma.

[kite]

TweetYou're a fukkin nut

[BIGFOST]

TweetYes the man has proven himself worth.

[Caddyman]

Tweetseems like something out of a Dane cook act

[mick-G]

TweetSEX is #1 FU CK Icecream! Get the frozen yogart.

[Stackt]

TweetBoy markriley must of not had icecream in awhile ....lol ,I used to crush the Ben N Jerry icecream when I had the munchies one of the best haha

[badasz32]

Tweetu need professional help.

[markriley]

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If you wrote that, you need to become a columnist or screen writer or some shit. Pretty random but very intriguing dilemma.

Thank you and yes, this was 100% original since it is an actual thought I had driving home.

I write 5 or 6 similar posts everyday in my myspace bulletins, on mma.tv and on mymmaspace.com.

I haven't been to FG in a while so I will post some back blogs. I hope you enjoy.

[markriley]

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Yes the man has proven himself worth.

Thank you, you rock.

[badasz32]

Tweetdude ur funny as hell. very original.

[FUZO]

Tweet***** COMES FIRST

[markriley]

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dude ur funny as hell. very original.

Thank you, I aim to entertain.