Student puts semen in ranch dressing!

[supasaiyan99]

Tweet(CBS) WHEATON, Ill. A student at Wheaton North High School is accused in a vulgar case of food tampering. Police say he put his bodily fluid into salad dressing in the school cafeteria.

CBS 2 news partner The Naperville Sun had the tip on the story. CBS 2's West Suburban Bureau Chief Mike Puccinelli reports a letter is going home to parents warning about the possible health hazard.

The student, a senior, is not in school at this time. School officials first learned of the case of food tampering late Tuesday.

At Wheaton North High School the mission is to create self-directed students who make sound decisions. Last week one of those students decided to do the unthinkable when officials say he spiked a container of cafeteria salad dressing with his own semen.

Police say an attempted aggravated battery arrest is imminent.

"An act occurred that could have physically harmed someone at the school, but no one was physically harmed," said Commander Joseph Eversole of the Wheaton Police Department.

Police were called into the investigation by District 200 superintendent Gary Catalani. He did not want to talk on camera and asked us to hold the story so parents would learn what happened in letters that were put in first class mail today.

But students say it's too late, and everyone knows about the incident already.

And everyone is universally repulsed.

"The whole school is disgusted," said senior Brian Corcoran.

"That's got to be the sickest thing I've ever heard in my life," said Nick Anderson, also a senior student.

"It's just pretty gross that someone would actually do that," said senior Edward Lee.

"It's been going on for a month. That's what we've all been hearing," said senior Katie Muir, but school officials say their investigation has shown that it happened just once, last Wednesday.

They say the student admitted he put the semen into a container of ranch dressing in the student commons dining area. And officials have determined that the contents could have been ingested during the last lunch period on Wednesday and during all five lunch periods on Thursday.

The superintendent sought to reassure saying, "We want to make sure every precaution is taken and we're doing that. We've changed protocols with food service containers to ensure this never happens again."

From now on the condiments in all 20 schools in the district will only be available in individual packets or in large containers, making them very difficult to tamper with.

The district notified the DuPage Department of Health, who did not return calls for comment Thursday. Many of the students are concerned, as ingesting semen can spread HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases.

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[DJDIGGLER]

TweetI would sue the living shiit out of that piece of garbage. Those people are scarred for life! I guarantee they will have trouble eating anything with salad dressing the rest of their life. People like that need to be beat senseless!

[angryoldman]

TweetSo is that why they call it "Creamy ranch"?

[SpyWizard]

Tweetsecret sauce

[BIGFOST]

TweetYACK .... i will always question my ranch from now on.

[T-Man007]

TweetThat kid can't go back to school! Period! He's going to get his ass beat by everyone who ate salad. I would! I would take the punishment too! That little phuker needs to learn right from wrong. That's not even funny, it's just sick! You want funny....you switch the labels between the ranch and the blue cheese and watch peoples faces, that's funny. Man, this is pissing me off and I don't even go to school! LOL

[BigDawg]

TweetCan you imagine of these kids all come down with gonnorhea or some shit? His parents will be phucking bankrupt.

[T-Man007]

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Can you imagine of these kids all come down with gonnorhea or some shit? His parents will be phucking bankrupt.

Well, my guess is, if he's that much of a dweeb, he isn't getting any chicks and therefore shouldn't have any STDs.

[kite]

Tweetsickos

[HeHateMe]

Tweethe prolly resembles dustin diamond...

[DJDIGGLER]

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Well, my guess is, if he's that much of a dweeb, he isn't getting any chicks and therefore shouldn't have any STDs.

Unless of course he got them from birth via his parents. Plus I guarantee his parents are the typical scumbag parents that think there kid can never do wrong, and bought him grand theft auto at a young age. phucktards!

[SMILEY FACE]

Tweetpeople are sick, and weird these days and for sure no foocking manners

[mtnmedic]

TweetThere was also an asian restaurant where they found the semen of six employees in something that made this chick really sick. some people need to be drawn and quartered !

[supasaiyan99]

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There was also an asian restaurant where they found the semen of six employees in something that made this chick really sick. some people need to be drawn and quartered !

Are you serious? I wonder what neuropathological disease these folks have to make them do that?

[BIGGER THAN YOU]

Tweetwe had the same thing happen up here except the dishwasher at a local chinese resterant did that in the rice and people did come down with herpies!!!!