Here's one for the ladies!!!

[angryoldman]

TweetLadies, you'll like this.

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened
to end up in a man's head.
She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at
the top
of her voice,
"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE ?"
Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away..............

"We're down here."

[McKenzie]

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[gymdiva]

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[littlebritain]

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[littlebritain]

TweetNote: The "Put Oil into the Car" and "Be Quiet During the Game" glands are active only when
the "Shiny Things and Diamonds" olfactory has been satisfied or when there's a shoe sale.