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      A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
      HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy
      staring at him looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch
      dick, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
      The white man faints and falls to the floor.
      The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
      The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
      In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
      The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
      you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet
      tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch dick, my left testicle
      weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is
      Turner Brown."
      The small guy ! says, " Turner Brown? ... Sweet Jesus, I thought you
      said,
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      lol...still funny!
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      lol

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      LMAO!
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      Default Re: An oldie but still a goodie

      yeah dude, i still laugh when i see that.

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      lol

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