girls can't have one

[snickers1]

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>> Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade
>> girl's house. One day he is carrying a football, and he stops to taunt
>> the little girl. He holds up the football and says "See this football?
>> Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!"
>>
>>
>> The little girl runs in the house crying and tells her mother about
the
>> encounter. She runs out and buys the girl a football.
>>
>> The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and the girl shows
him
>> the football, yelling "Nah na nah na nah!"
>>
>> The little boy gets mad and points to his bike. "See this bike? This
is
>> a boys bike, and girls can't have them!"
>>
>> Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is riding a new boy's
>> bike. Now he is really mad. So he drops his pants, points at his most
>> private of parts, and says "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and
your
>> mother can't go buy you one!"
>>
>> The next day as he passes the house he asks the little girl, "Well,
>> what do you have to say NOW?"
>>
>> So she pulls up her dress and says..."My mother told me that as long
as
>> I have this, I can have as many of those as I want!"

[O2BESOHUGE]

TweetGOOD ONE!! VERY TRUE!!

[Lily]

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[BIGFOST]

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[pigmeat]

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[Archamage]

TweetLMAO

[littlebritain]

TweetFunny and true.

[DJDIGGLER]

TweetHAHA !! Funny!