TweetYour Momma's SO FAT her school photograph was an aerial shot.
Your Momma's SO DUMB she tries to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Your Momma's SO FAT after sex I roll over twice and I'm still on her.
Your Momma's SO FAT at the table she sits next to everyone.
Your Momma's SO FAT her ass has its own congressman.
Your Momma's SO FAT her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Your Momma's SO FAT her belt size is "equator".
Your Momma's SO FAT her blood type is Ragu.
Your Momma's SO FAT her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Your Momma's SO FAT her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
Your Momma's SO FAT her nickname is "DAAAMN!!"
Your Momma's SO FAT I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
Your Momma's SO FAT I have to take a holiday to walk around her.
Your Momma's SO FAT if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it !
Your Momma's SO FAT I was lying on the beach when she walked by and I thought we had an eclipse.
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Your Momma's SO FAT people jog around her for exercise.
Your Momma's SO FAT scrubes her ass with a tree
Your Momma's SO FAT she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Your Momma's SO FAT she caught that flesh-eating virus and was given 10 years to live.
Your Momma's SO FAT she could sell shade.
Your Momma's SO FAT she fills up the bath tub then turns on the water.
Your Momma's SO FAT she gets runs in her jeans.
Your Momma's SO FAT she had to get her ears pierced so we could see the TV.
Your Momma's SO FAT she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Your Momma's SO FAT she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Your Momma's SO FAT she jumped into the air she got stuck
Your Momma's SO FAT she makes free willy look like a tik-tak
Your Momma's SO FAT she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Your Momma's SO FAT she sat on a five pound note and blood came out of the Queen's nose.
Your Momma's SO FAT she speaks in surround sound.
Your Momma's SO FAT she uses a mattress as a tampon.
Your Momma's SO FAT she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Your Momma's SO FAT she was walking down the street, I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas.
Your Momma's SO FAT she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Your Momma's SO FAT she's got her own zip code.
Your Momma's SO FAT she's got smaller fat women orbiting her.
Your Momma's SO FAT she's on BOTH sides of the family.
Your Momma's SO FAT the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Your Momma's SO FAT the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales.
Your Momma's SO FAT they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Your Momma's SO FAT they have to scrap 6 battleships if she wants a new bra
Your Momma's SO FAT they used her underwear for the millenium dome
Your Momma's SO FAT when her pager goes off, people think she's reversing.
Your Momma's SO FAT when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
Your Momma's SO FAT when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
Your Momma's SO FAT when she farts the army bottle it and use it as chemical warfare
Your Momma's SO FAT when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Your Momma's SO FAT when she gets sexually frustrated she goes and sits on a lampost
Your Momma's SO FAT when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Your Momma's SO FAT when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
Your Momma's SO FAT when she has sex with someone she has to give directions!!! ps i ant my name on your web page next to this joke*********########### From "sadia786" sadia786@tinyworld.co.uk
Your Momma's SO FAT when she lies on the beach greenpeace comes along to tow her back into the sea
Your Momma's SO FAT when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Your Momma's SO FAT when she reads a menu she says "O.K".
Your Momma's SO FAT when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
Your Momma's SO FAT when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Your Momma's SO FAT when she's told to haul ass she has to make two trips.
Your Momma's SO STUPID she sold the car for some petrol
Your Momma's SO STUPID she was fired from the bannana plantation for throwing away the bent ones
Your Momma's SO STUPID she was fired from the m&m factory for throwing away the "Ws"
Your Momma's SO UGLY the dog takes her for walks.
Your Momma's SO UGLY when she was born your grandmomma wanted a refund