A RAISE???

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Tweet LETTER FROM THE PENIS TO MANAGEMENT

DEAR MANAGEMENT.

I THE PENIS, HEREBY REQUEST A RAISE IN SALARY FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS.

1: I DO PHYSICAL LABOR

2: I WORK AT GREAT DEPTHS

3: I PLUNGE HEAD FIRST INTO EVERYTHING I DO

4: I DO NOT GET WEEKENDS OR PUBLIC HOLIDAYS OFF

5: I WORK IN DAMP ENVIRONMENTS

6: I DON'T GET PAID OVERTIME

7: I WORK IN A DARK WORKPLACE THAT HAS POOR VENTILATION


8: I WORK IN HIGH TEMPARATURES
AND ALSO, MY WORK EXPOSES ME TO CONTAGIOUS DISEASES

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DEAR PENIS
AFTER ASSESSING YOUR REQUEST, AND CONSIDERING THE ARGUMENTS YOU HAVE RAISED, THE ADMINISTRATION REJECTS YOUR REQUEST FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS.


1: YOU CANNOT WORK EIGHT HOURS STRAIGHT.

2:YOU FALL ASLEEP ON THE JOB
AFTER BRIEF WORKK PEROIDS

3: YOU DO NOT ALWAYS FOLLOW THE ORDERS OF THE MANAGEMENT TEAM

4: YOU DO NOT STAY IN YOUR DESIGNATED AREA, AND ARE OFTEN SEEN VISITING OTHER LOCATIONS

5: YOU DO NOT TAKE INITIATIVE- YOU NEED TO BE PRESSURED AND STIMULATED IN ORDER TO STAY WORKING

6: YOU LEAVE THE WORKPLACE RATHER MESSY AFTER YOUR SHIFT

7: YOU DON'T ALWAYS OBSERVE NECESSARY SAFTEY REGULATIONS SUCH AS WEARING THE CORRECT PROTECTIVE CLOTHING

8: YOU WILL RETIRE WELL BEFORE YOU ARE SIXTY-FIVE

9: YOU ARE UNABLE TO WORK DOUBLE SHIFTS

10:YOU SOMETIMES LEAVE YOUR DESIGNATED WORK BEFORE YOU HNAVE COMPLETED THE ASSIGNED TASK

11: AND IF THAT WERE NOT ALL, YOU HAVE BEEN SEEN CONSTANTLY ENTERING AND EXITING THE WORKPLACE CARRYING TWO SUSPICIOUS LOOKING BAGS.

SINCERELY
THE MANAGEMENT

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