LOL!

[angryoldman]

TweetA girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
& have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out & make love
for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before,
so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time &
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time & all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house & meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace & bows his head.
A minute passes, & the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
10 minutes pass, & still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over & whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, & whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."

[snickers1]

TweetLMFAO!!!!!

[a-bomb83]

Tweetwow. how bad would that suck.

[O2BESOHUGE]

TweetOLDIE BUT A GOOD ONE!

[kite]

Tweetoops

[Gooseneck]

TweetDamn, i'd just turn around and leave.

[Lily]

Tweetheard that one before but it's cute! LOL

[Corrodo]

TweetAlmost pasted this one a week ago or so...Good one and still funny!!