Tweetwoman walks into a bar and sits down next to a guy having a beer. right when she sits down she says "T.G.I.F!" with a sigh of relief.
right after, the guy next to her says "S.H.I.T!".
astounded at the mans response, she replies with "what the hell man. i just wanted to express my joy for it being friday by saying T.G.I.F and you come back with saying S.H.I.T, whats up with that?"
the man soflty replies "Sorry Honey Its Thursday"
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Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starch into aches, pains and cramps! (that's why I don't do 'em LOL)