> > During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach
> > good manners, asked her students the following question:
> > "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice
> > young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the
> > bathroom?"
> > Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
> > The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and
> > impolite.
> > What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
> > Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the
> > bathroom. I'll be right back."
> > "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
> > bathroom at the dinner table.
> > And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and
> > show us your good manners?"
> > "I would say: Darl ing, may I
>>please be excused for a moment?
> > I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I
> > hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
> > The teacher fainted