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YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE!!!
TweetThe husband had just finished reading a new book, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE"
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law!
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward.
Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going
to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The fuKKing funeral director would be my guess."
..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”
Re: YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE!!!
TweetHAHAHAH ..LMFAO
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Elite Senior Resident
Re: YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE!!!
TweetLOL!!!! I would love to watch someone try that with his wife!
NO PAIN, NO GAIN
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Elite FG Resident
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TweetDamn straight!
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TweetMY WIFE WOULDA JUST BURST OUT LAUAGHING!!
HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
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TweetExactly, my gf would be like "um yeah sure there big boy, now move over nip/Tuck is on".....She takes orders like my pitbull!!! Dont even try!!
Platinum
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Tweetmy wife would kick me in the balls
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Re: YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE!!!
TweetYOU GUYS NEED TO LET YOUR WOMEN KNOW WHO RUNS THINGS!! YOU BUNCH OF WUSSIES!!
DID I FORGET TO MENTION, IM NOT MARRIED!!
..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”
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TweetOriginally Posted by O2BESOHUGE
DID I FORGET TO MENTION, IM NOT MARRIED!!
LOL!!!
“Don't worry about life, you're not going to survive it anyway.”
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