HELP!!!!

[O2BESOHUGE]

TweetLast year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity like my applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while at tempting to run my favorite applications! I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the un-install doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

[kite]

TweetDiggi could send a virus and wipe Wife 1.0 out completely.

[a-bomb83]

Tweetor a hitman,lol.

[Lily]

Tweetlol

[snickers1]

Tweetyou have to give her half of the programs before you can uninstall her

[Lily]

Tweetnot all woman want half! LOL they just want to get the hell out!

[O2BESOHUGE]

Tweetthats true lily....mine took half, got out and ran all my credit cards up the month before she left and set up her new apartment with the stuff. thejudge said we were married at the time of purchases so i had to pay for it. dammit!!
come to find out, she went shoping for her "friend" too....who ended up moving in with her


women!!

[crombie09]

TweetLOL. I'll be single till Im about 30 then its time to settle down a little.

[diggi]

Tweetwhat the hell is going on.. its like im reading jibberish..

[McKenzie]

Tweet

what the hell is going on.. its like im reading jibberish..

ugh....welcome to my world diggi






actually I've read this before, I thought it was cute.

[pigmeat]

Tweetget some good Antispyware....

[O2BESOHUGE]

TweetThis is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to un-install, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. It may even crash your system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support
X67861

[Waterboy]

TweetYou may erase your hard drive with lawyer 3.9. This can be an expensive program, but sometimes well worth the cost.
After hard drive is cleaned, you may then re-install girlfriend 7.0.
However version 8.5 will be out shortly. I understand this program will allow you to change the code to fit your lifestyle.