How to satisfy...

[Lily]

TweetHOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN:

Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,
empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe,
humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug,
cuddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate,
nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply,
accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm,
lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate,
attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore,
defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromatize, fuse,
fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish,
upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand,
jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim,
nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain,
calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease,
flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, Anglicize, murmur, snuggle,
snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve,
rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places,
scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle,
doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip,
flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather,
mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle,
slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken,
undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead,
fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle,
amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then
go back, and start again.

HOW TO SATISFY A MAN:

Show up naked with beer and food.

[O2BESOHUGE]

TweetYUP, THAT JUST ABOUT SAYS IT ALL!!

[kite]

Tweetsadly, that's the truth

[daved150]

Tweetno truer words have been typed on this board...EVER!!!!!

[Lily]

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no truer words have been typed on this board...EVER!!!!!

I better get rep then!

[snickers1]

Tweetand after reading all that you need a nap before you can do any of it LOL!!

[Lily]

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and after reading all that you need a nap before you can do any of it LOL!!

LOLOL

[Gooseneck]

TweetIf only that could fit on a bumper sticker.

[FUZO]

TweetYOU FORGOT THE REMOTE CONTROL

[AmericanViking]

TweetSheeesh..... you sure you didn't leave anything out?

[Lily]

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Sheeesh..... you sure you didn't leave anything out?

hmmm let me think a minute and get back to you...lol