so close to "all staff"-ing this one...

[Phreak]

TweetWould it kill people to wipe/wash/clean the filth off their disgusting digits before they use community devices like the microwave or refridgerator? It would be just fantastic to go to open the refridgerator in the break room and not have my hand slip in someones repulsive, germ-ridden fish/chicken/pizza grease.

Is it any wonder that things like cold viruses and the flu spread so rapidly thorough the company? Could this perhaps be due to poor sanitary practices on the part of our employees? Surely not!

I am forced to follow practices like opening doors with my feet, using napkins to push buttons on the microwave, and washing my hands 10-13 times daily to avoid the filth that is always all over this place. And God forbid I touch a toilet handle. I have single-handedly taken my hip flexibility up several points by flushing the urinals with my foot. I guess that’s a positive? I'll ask my girlfriend.

Am I obsessive? Perhaps. But I'm clean. Are you??????

Get your filthy hands out of your nose, mouth, and ears for five minutes and for the sake of everyone else, use soap after you use the bathroom. I mean is the extra 30 seconds of time really that much to bear? Is your day sooooo busy that you cannot spare the time to properly clean your hands? Do you not find it necessary to wipe/wash your hands clean when food gets on them? And no, licking/sucking them "clean" doesn't count.

Come on little kiddies. You can do it!

Love,

A concerned, clean, healthy cohort


lol

[daved150]

Tweetdude...i so agree with you!! i wont even shake the hands of a couple of guy's around here...they put there hands out, and i waive and walk by. the guy's in my office NOW wash their hands, after a lambasted a porter for going to the john, and then putting his grubing phuqin mit's on my food in the fridge!

[Phreak]

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dude...i so agree with you!! i wont even shake the hands of a couple of guy's around here...they put there hands out, and i waive and walk by. the guy's in my office NOW wash their hands, after a lambasted a porter for going to the john, and then putting his grubing phuqin mit's on my food in the fridge!

ack!!!! WTF?!!

people are gross. i have a mental list of the folks of my company (many of whom are high paid execs) that do the old "splash and go" even when they take a dump!

f'in sick man. not to mention that they touch the urinal handle that everyone else has touched after touching themselves. i mean why not just go around and grab the package of every dude at the company? you are pretty much doing the same thing.

happy eating you sick c*nts lol

[daved150]

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ack!!!! WTF?!!

people are gross. i have a mental list of the folks of my company (many of whom are high paid execs) that do the old "splash and go" even when they take a dump!

f'in sick man. not to mention that they touch the urinal handle that everyone else has touched after touching themselves. i mean why not just go around and grab the package of every dude at the company? you are pretty much doing the same thing.

happy eating you sick c*nts lol

lmfao!!! your right...

[Scalleywag]

TweetPhreak....come on now. Do I need to remind you what your nasty arse did with your roommates clippers then let him figure it out. You have a little viking in you too.

[Scalleywag]

Tweet^I'm just kidding dude. I totally agree. I know I look like I have the biggest case of OCD at the gym because I wipe down each piece of equipment before and after I use it. I've seen guys drop a duece, wipe, walk right past the sink and put their nasty crap infested hands all over every bar in the place.

[kite]

TweetThat should be posted at every fast food joint in the nation!

[a-bomb83]

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i mean why not just go around and grab the package of every dude at the company? you are pretty much doing the same thing.

O2 does both. he washes his hands, then proceeds to grab every dude in the office's junk. sicko.