Federal Aviation Administration

[Lily]

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Our airline industry is in real trouble, and it's time to start
fixing this before it's too late. To that end, here are some modest
suggestions:

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a
"party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual
businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked
women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a
salary, thus saving even more money. Heck, I suspect tips would be so good
that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20%
of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry
would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we
handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why the heck didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

[T-Man007]

Tweetlmao! Especially the Bill Clinton part.

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[supasaiyan99]

Tweetlol....good one!