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      A small zoo in Alabama obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within' a few weeks the gorilla, a beautiful female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination the zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The female gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Thinking about their problem, the zoo keeper thought about Byrol Lee Walton. A redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Byron Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The zoo keeper thought they might have a solution so he approached Byron Lee with a proposition of mating with the gorilla for $500.00. Byron Lee showed some interest but then said he would have to think over the matter carefully. The following day he announced that he would accept the offer on four conditions. "1st" Byron said, "I ain't a gonna kiss'er on the lips." The zoo keeper quickly agreed to this condition. "2nd" he said, "You can never tell no one 'bout this." The zoo keeper again readily agreed to this condition. "3rd" he continued, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again, it was agreed. "And lastly, I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00."
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      Hahaha gross reps!

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      roflmao! Isn't that Byron's cousing?
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      LMAO, good one AOM



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      lol

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      lol...sick!!!
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      Hehehehe. I guess its pc to denigrade rednecks. I like jokes that denigrade everybody instead of a single segment of the population.
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      lol

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      Hey...any true redneck would have also requested a six pack of Natural Light....

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      damn redneckzzz

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      lmao, that was great. i needed a good laugh

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      DAMN FOLKS IN ALABAMA!! THEY'RE NUTS!!
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