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Tweet"9 Things I Hate About Everyone"
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my
watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where
the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the
T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel
manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn
right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why
the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who
and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!
5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice
there, did ya, Sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there
has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have
been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If
the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-ass?
Tweetgood ones!
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"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
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Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starch into aches, pains and cramps! (that's why I don't do 'em LOL)
TweetHa Mr. Funny Pants.
Tweetwuhahahaahahah
Tweetfunny!
Tweet#9 and#5
TweetMy favorite is when your working on something and somebody asks " is it broken?" or "is something wrong with that?"
Or when your washing your car and somebody says "wanna wash mine to?"
Dumb people just need to be *****-slapped on a daily basis to keep their head clear, it should be law and our right to do so.
But then i guess most politicians would be walking around with black eyes all the time?
Tweetdo u want 2 KNOW what makes me insane and drive me nuts and make me feel i want to give em a chock session:
when i'am lifiting...."DUDE, DO U WORKOUT" I MEAN WTF PEOPLE!!!!!!! OR WHEN SOME1 SEES ME, "DUDE, DO U WORKOUT" FOOCKKKKKKKKK, NO I WAS BORN THIS WAY....PEOPLE ARE IGNORANT SOMETIME
Tweet^ WTF? MIKEY...YOU OK?
THOSE WERE FUNNY...I NEEDED A GOOD LAFF, TY
HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
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"Actually for once your actually starting sound quite logical!"-djdiggler 07/10/2007
I LOVE BOOBOOKITTY...
Tweetone more thing that bothers me is when people unnecissarily type in caps when there is no need for it. Then theres the people who type in caps with large text and in bold like it makes what they're saying more important or something...
who knows why they do it, it's a mystery to me.....
oh, not you mikey lol
TweetThe irony of it allOriginally Posted by BIG_MIKE1979
TweetOriginally Posted by NATE
LOLOL
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"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
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Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starch into aches, pains and cramps! (that's why I don't do 'em LOL)